Shaken Not Stirred

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Put A Bag Over Your Head

One of my favorite shows on television is "Nip/Tuck"--a series about two plastic surgeons, their friendship, and the drama which surrounds becoming Miami's most eligible bacheolors. This show has always pushed censorship to the limit, with it's butt showing, semi-cursing conversations and antics which would have the American Medical Association up in arms.

Last night however, took the cake! One of the characters, Christian Troy (whose butt has been shown on many occasion-- and even in a threesome that was suggested by and even prompted by his fiance. She made him sign a prenump that said he couldn't cheat on her, but could have threesomes that included her. Her reason, so their marriage doesn't get boring) had sex with an ugly chick. His previous conquers have been godesses that Victoria Secret models can only aspire to become in their wet dreams. But on yesterday's episode, in grieving rage (he was left at the alter), he had sex with an ordinary plain Jane (horrid looking--not sure where they found this actress). The stipulation? He told her that if she wanted to have sex with him, he had to put a bag over her head! How many times, have we joked about placing a bag over some chick's head so that we could have sex with just her body? Dr. Troy accomplished this--the girl willing placed a brown-paper bag over her head and then assumed a doggy style position. The scene ended with a tearful woman grabbing her underwear and slinking out the door. Dr. Troy of course rolled over and went to sleep (he doesn't smoke cause he has glow in black light white teeth).

I thought this was it, Dr. Troy was going to end up in court. This would be the ensuing drama for the next couple shows. He would somehow get out of it. The highly rated series on F/X had to continue, after all yesterday's show was completely sponsored by Heineken. Nope, no charges were pressed. The woman came into Dr. Troy's office. She told him that she searched for answers on the internet for the experience she went through. She then said she had found it. The answers pointed out the fact that she was a masochist, the tears she shed werent' tears of humiliation--they were tears of joy for an orgasm she never had.

The final scene? She told Dr. Troy that if he ever needed her to call. She left her number inscribed on a brown paper grocery bag. Fade to black. Stay tuned for scenes from next week's all new "Nip/Tuck".


  • that's fucking sad man !!!

    By Blogger totolehero, at 9:40 AM  

  • Sounds like my weekends.

    By Blogger Vince, at 11:13 AM  

  • sick

    By Blogger Badoozie, at 11:25 AM  

  • That's quite the twist. An interesting idea. At first I was like WTF, why did dhe even say "yes" but if she's a masochists - it makes sense.

    By Blogger Anhoni Patel, at 11:38 AM  

  • I'm so confused. I guess this is why I've never gotten into that show. :)

    By Blogger Luke, at 11:38 AM  

  • I am both amazed AND disgusted at the same time. Its like gawking at a car crash!

    By Blogger twolf1920, at 11:42 AM  

  • Mrs. Shife was so mad at Christian last night because of his actions. I actually thought it was amusing.

    By Blogger mrshife, at 12:20 PM  

  • I don't know if I should be disgusted or laugh !

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:15 PM  

  • i'm crying right now over the orgasm i didn't have.

    By Blogger cher, at 4:14 PM  

  • Totolehero,
    Yes it's sad on both sides.

    You rule!

    I wonder what makes people masochist. I know that we learned in psychiatry some underlying reasons. But really, why?

    I started first watching it because of the surgery/medicine factor--which there really wasn't any. And then I just got hooked on the drama.

    Yeah, I think that is why they have so many viewers.

    Mr Shife,
    When I saw the clip on last weeks episode, I had to tune in to see what would happen.

    True Blue Guy,
    I was disgusted, but then laughed later and the unreality of the event.

    I think Christian Troy always delivers.

    By Blogger angel, jr., at 5:31 PM  

  • you added the jr. and I thought you were someone else! Have a great night.

    By Blogger Cathy, at 5:50 PM  

  • I may need to watch the dvd's now, but I feel like I'm renting train wrecks or some new packaged version of "faces of death".

    By Blogger Walter, at 7:06 PM  

  • Oh my gosh!!! The sad thing is...I've known at least one girl in my life who would have also been a willing participant.

    By Blogger Lindsey, at 7:16 PM  

  • now i gotta watch this show- lol

    By Blogger vani, at 8:31 PM  

  • I dunno, none of the shows like the interest me. One of my friends sells boob and ass jobs for living-so I get plenty of stuff from her! It's a wild gig! Thanks for stopping by the blog.

    By Blogger sabatkes, at 10:35 PM  

  • I have got to start watching this show.

    By Blogger Ruben, at 7:38 AM  

  • I think a couple people here are taking a tv show a little too sriously.

    Why are you suddenly a jr, angel?

    By Blogger blackcrag, at 10:28 AM  

  • "I started first watching it because of the surgery/medicine factor--which there really wasn't any. And then I just got hooked on the drama." Hehehehe! Kind of sums up most shows no??!

    By Anonymous Babette, at 10:49 AM  

  • I don't care what anybody says, that Dr. Troy is a classy guy.

    By Blogger Dirk the Feeble, at 12:30 PM  

  • The real-life version in the UK(Nip/Fuct) is much more depressing:

    Thanks for your support on the BNP article mate.

    In 1993 the BNP lost momentum, with younger members going over to fellow-nazi group C18. The leader Tyndall reversed the slide by adopting a more hardline strategy, which included bringing veteran US nazi leader, William Pierce, to London.

    Pierce penned the evil tract, The Turner Diaries, which inspired the Oklahoma City bomber Timothy McVeigh and the London nailbomber David Copeland. Copeland learnt his politics in the BNP.

    These people make me sick.

    By Blogger Vegas, at 12:55 PM  

  • I hate to nitpick, but "Flabby Abby" was crying because she had her first orgasm ever with Christian Troy, and that made her happy.

    I think Christian might be toeing the line of psychopathic right now. He's had a tough year.q

    By Blogger Max, at 1:46 PM  

  • I have never really gotten into that show.....but man that is crazy. You know, after reading your post I honestly don't know what to say!!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:02 PM  

  • Cathy,
    Yeah, I added the jr, so there was no confusion between me and Dad, and between me and b-rated porn stars. Angel is not exactly a mainstream name.

    It really is a pretty good story-line.

    Sadly I've known some too.

    Run to the light, I mean F/X and watch. You won't regret it.

    Really? Sells boobs?

    Go for it!

    I've always been a jr. When this blog was created, it was done through the help of a friend, who didn't add that tagline. After I learned my way around it, I added it. Plus I didn't want any mix-ups.

    Many shows promise something they don't deliver. But by the time you are involved, you've forgotten the promise and are wrapped in another aspect of the show.

    Dr.Troy is a hero!!

    I'm going to direct some of my friends to your blog, so they can read what you had written. It's scary to think that someone is trying to revive that lifestyle.

    That is what I was trying to say--although it didn't come out like that. My prose isn't always what it should be.

    When I saw Dr. Troy saying that and then I watched the girl place the bag over her head, I was speechless too--and I'm never speechless, ask any of my friends.

    By Blogger angel, jr., at 2:12 PM  

  • Hey Angel!

    Yeah Blogspot scews up sometimes-Plus i dumped some problamatic buttons-It (my blog) works now.

    I have been busy looking for gainful employment. I am trying to secure a SALARIED position. I am no longer going to count on my (current) vocation to pay the bills consistantly.

    By Blogger twolf1920, at 3:55 PM  

  • I've never seen this show, either, though I've seen some advertisements.

    By Blogger ***Double_Oh_No***, at 9:23 PM  

  • I've got to start watching that show!

    By Blogger T. Leach, at 11:57 AM  

  • She wasn't horrid; she just had a big nose.

    And it's "altar," not "alter."

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:12 AM  

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