I Must Have Bumped It In My Sleep

I think I may have bumped my head at night or I've got an idiopathic subarachnoid bleed. Let me explain...

The other morning I had the Megan Mullally show on in the background while I was going through my morning routine. I prepare breakfast--rather I nuke breakfast from a box or from some frozen concoction. I also make sure all the right books and notebooks are in my bookbag. Anyway, the volume wasn't on loud enough for me to hear who she was interviewing or introducing. When I looked up from my breakfast bowl and vitamin, someone was on stage dancing/singing, so I turned up the volume and continued to eat my nuked breakfast. It was a rap/hip-hop song and it was catchy, so I turned up the volume a little more. My buddy who was also getting his books together and stuffing his computer into his back-pack asked "Who's that?" and then when on to say it was catchy. I told him I wasn't sure, until I looked up and saw K-Fed prancing around the stage. Gone were his dread-locks or corn-rows. But I would recgonize that "I'm famous because of certain-circumstances and riding the coat-tails of my wife shit-eating grin".

I can't believe that I actually thought something he created could be catchy and not awful, ridiculous or even comedic at best. It was alright. I'm not going to go out and buy the album, nor even down-load the song from iTunes, but it was actually alright for his first try. What the heck is wrong with me? How did my taste for music deteriorate? This makes me question my very ecclectic taste in music. My iPod contains anything from Rascal Flatts "Me and My Gang" to Fergie's "London Bridge". But still, a taste for K-Fed?

Maybe in tonight I'll sleep closer to the edge of the bed and reverse the bump.