Sunglasses Dammit

I went to the mall and while waiting for someone to finish using the bathroom, I was people watching. Nope, not watching in the bathroom--that would be too eerie weird and if I wanted to watch other penises using the bathroom, I would just watch my own. Not into other people's penises, not even into my own. Anyway, the balcony that leads to the bathroom overlooks a couryard with various escalators which take people to separate floors. On one particular escalator there was a really, really cute girl wearing butt hugging shorts (the kind that hugs the gluts so nicely you can bounce a quarter on them) and a tank top. She was also tone, not scary muscular butch tone, but ripple tone--if you oiled her, the muscles boundaries would be defined. She had the Angela Jolie Lara Croft tone.
As this being ascended the escalator, I watched as she used her toned thighs carry her up the stairs and as my eyes made their way up the rest of her body, I turned beet red because when I got to her face, I realized she was watching me watch her. She had a look that said, "use your phone cam to take a picture FREAK!!!". I tried to do one of those, I was scanning the whole area look, but it was too late. My five minute scan of her legs was already noticed. My buddy came out of the bathroom--I was like WTF took you so long?
We went to look for the "Scrubs" third season DVD collection. Yes, I'm a "Scrubs" freak--I've been watching it so often, I've almost memorized the lines as well as I have the entire 10 seasons of "Friends". And who is looking at "Arrested Developement" DVD's? The girl in the BCBG short shorts. She shot me a look, brought her DVDs to the cashier, paid and left.
My buddy said, "Do you know her?"
I shook my head and thought, only the way Judge Reinhold knew Phoebe Cates in that famous Fast Times at Ridgemont High scene. And I wasn't even doing what he did. Well maybe later....