Shaken Not Stirred

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Mexican Fortune Cookies

I was cleaning out the fridge today and I found a package of taco sauce from my last trip through the drive-thru. I'm still not understanding my purchase of the diet drink.

Anyway, before tossing the sauce, I noticed that they've written little sayings on the package. This saying was on mine--"Help! I can't tell where I am. It's dark and I can hear laughing". Taco Bell has made their sauces into pseudo-fortune cookies. Now I'm interested to see what the sauces that I did use say.

And yes, sometimes in life I do feel like I don't know where I am and that somewhere out there, someone who is watching me, is laughing. No paranoia. Cause I do think that some of the predicaments I get myself into are funny.


  • I too enjoy the little sayings on the hot sauce packets from Taco Bell. I thought I had more to say in this comment, but after sitting here for a minute it turns out I didn't after all. Have a good one!

    By Blogger The Duck, at 1:14 PM  

  • Oh, we're laughing. Trust me. :D

    By Blogger AaroN, at 1:34 PM  

  • ha, how random of taco bell to do that? kinda funny though.

    By Blogger brookem, at 2:04 PM  

  • TB rocks...but they've had those cute little sayings for awhile now =)

    By Anonymous nutz, at 2:14 PM  

  • Hmm. Now I want to go to Taco Bell and get a fortune sauce cookie packet. Whoa. I need to think of a better name for it.

    By Anonymous brandy, at 3:18 PM  

  • I wonder if there are any out there warning you about drinking the water.

    By Blogger Mr. Shife, at 10:54 PM  

  • It may have been Red Lobster, I don't quite remember, but there were jokes on the sugar packets. Not funny jokes, just lame jokes.

    By Anonymous whatigotsofar, at 2:10 AM  

  • All predicaments are funny - we just have to wait a week to see the funny side of them.

    By Blogger Dx, at 6:44 AM  

  • I am watching you, closely. ;o)

    By Blogger Rocketstar, at 9:37 AM  

  • Hmm I have never gotten the sauces I eat my taco hell plain jane, so I have never seen these before. I am going to start asking for them though if they are like fortune cookies! That's how I play the lotto

    By Blogger Phats, at 2:29 PM  

  • I too had the pleasure of dining on Taco Hell for lunch.

    A fellow worker went to a place called Taco Villa which has the oddest textured meat I've ever seen.

    I refuse to eat there cause I'm pretty sure it is cat meat.

    I told my coworker this and he said, "Well Taco Bell uses greyhound meat.

    My response: I'd rather run fast than lick myself anyday.

    By Blogger Travis Erwin, at 4:05 PM  

  • I never read the sauce package, I'm too busy stuffin food in my face. Taco bell actually sounds pretty good right now.

    By Blogger Big Ben, at 6:04 PM  

  • Just hope that it doesn't state. Stay close to a bathroom.

    BTW, the first three letters of my word verifacation are wtf. Coincidence? I should think not.

    By Blogger :P fuzzbox, at 10:13 PM  

  • Well you know I have never even noticed them :o

    I do remember to read the white castle boxes but the Taco Bell ones sound much more interesting....

    By Blogger Pixie, at 10:24 PM  

  • That's so much better than my last 18 fortune cookies.

    -- david

    By Blogger David Amulet, at 7:48 PM  

  • Hmmm, Taco Bell ... wonder if that's the same as our Taco Bill ... probably !!
    Mmmm, got the taste buds going, though ... might be time for a visit.
    Take care, Meow

    By Blogger Meow (aka Connie), at 11:35 PM  

  • Who comes out with those comments??

    By Blogger missy, at 3:12 AM  

  • Yep we're laughing with you! I haven't been to TB in ages. Thanks for the reminder!

    By Blogger The Egg, at 1:56 PM  

  • Taco Bell should contact the guy who invented the taco-shaped cookie called 'Takitos' in San Antonio, Texas by name of Sid MArtinez (Founder) and give these great cookies out instead of the sauce messages. His cookies have a bilingual messages inside and taste great too.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:27 PM  

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