Shaken Not Stirred

Monday, September 08, 2008

The Spice Thief

I am not sure if I heard this right. I was reading something...but in the background CNN is on and they talked about a bizarre thief, who broke into someone's home armed with a sausage and a spice rack. The home owners woke up to the thief spicing them and then wacking them with the sausage before taking off with their money.

What? It sounds more like something from a bad SNL skit or from fetish porn. Maybe I was not listening correctly or zoning out. Did anyone else hear this? And what are the more bizarre clips of news you've heard lately.

posted by JM at 12:20 PM

13 Comments:

  • That would be a great SNL skit

    By Blogger Rocketstar, at 1:19 PM  

  • I've always wanted to hit people with a sausage. Not for any sort of thievery, it just looks like something fun to do. The spicing beforehand, well, that's brilliant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:38 AM  

  • Hello! I finally made it here. Feels strange blogging again and blog jumping.

    No funny news here in the UK. Except that we possibly/might get some sunshine tomorrow.

    Yeah, it's been awhile. Sigh.

    By Blogger missy, at 4:35 PM  

  • Bwahahahahahaha. Brilliant!

    Cxx

    By Blogger Claire, at 5:19 PM  

  • Maybe it was Abe Froman, the sausage king of Chicage.

    By Blogger Mr. Shife, at 5:49 PM  

  • I told them not to publicize my "acting out," but they never listen!!

    By Blogger David Amulet, at 3:57 PM  

  • Sort of like that "cuddle bandit". The guy would break in to the apartments of single women and crawl in bed with them to cuddle. It has been a few years and I cannot remember what state that happened in, but it was the exact thing I thought....bad skit from SNL.
    Have a great weekend!
    ~xo
    Lee Ann

    By Blogger Lee Ann, at 10:38 PM  

  • I have not heard this, but who knows. You hear almost daily of stupid robbers getting caught so you never know

    By Blogger Phats, at 11:34 PM  

  • ummmm...no...havent heard that one - are you sure you aren't pitching for the twilight zone?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:59 AM  

  • What does spicing them mean?!

    By Blogger Chick, at 12:10 AM  

  • Imagine being the police and taking that story. They would not believe you.

    By Blogger Big Ben, at 10:30 PM  

  • I am watching the Mountaineers good game

    By Blogger Phats, at 11:21 PM  

  • Umm, can't say I've heard of that one over here !! Sounds pretty odd, though.
    How are you, Angel ?? Long time no visit !! Thought it was time I made a re-appearance in blogland.
    Just wanted to wish you a great weekend.
    Take care, Meow

    By Blogger Meow (aka Connie), at 11:41 PM  

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