How Much Does Insuring Sanity Cost?
Some person was on the phone talking drunkenly (is that a word) loud.
This person said "I am not going to insure you again!!! Everytime I go out, I have to insure you".
There was silence and then, "Part of trusting me is letting me go out with my friends. I shouldn't have to insure you about this."
Silence again as the other person took this in and then, "I am tired of insuring you. Goodbye".
I bought another drink as a toast to them.